Tag Archives: Guacamole


16 Dec

Recently ShitToGetYouLaid hosted a party. At the party, guacamole was made by one of the guys that came, and here was the result: 4 women and 1 guy standing around the guacamole bowl. Women love the stuff. We have heard from a very un-reliable source that avocados turn you on. So here ShitToGetYouLaid’s Guacamole recipe.

There are no measurements of things because you should add things as you mix to satisfy your taste buds.


Avocados (1/4 per person)

1 Tomato

1 Onion

1 Lemon or Lime

Lawry Salt (Seasoning Salt)


Crushed Parmesan Cheese

Mash avocados. Chop onion very finely, mix into avocados. Add Lemon, Lawry Salt, Salsa and mix. Then chop the tomato to the mixture, but do not mash (adding tomato looks nice). Put the mixture into the fridge. When about to serve, add the Parmesan Cheese and mix. Then put a little on top. Then Serve!